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RE: Statement by the President on the Occasion of Eid-al-Fitr

July 28, 2014

The pic below shows a post on the White House website today.



It isn’t enough our president bows to foreign potentates and has pissed away gains paid for in blood of our troops… And as we speak Christians in Iraq are being murdered for that action. It isn’t enough that he funds Hamas, a known terrorist group even as they shower rockets on our ally Israel.

No, he has to use the trappings of our White House to perform the verbal equivalent of fellatio on behalf of America, in honor of Islam.

The most notable contribution has made to the US

Islam’s most notable contribution to the US

So let’s review the best known contribution of Islam to our national fabric, shall we? We quietly remember the thousands who died in that dubious contribution on 9/11 of each year.

We also celebrate that contribution every time we watch gray haired grandmothers in line at the airport getting groped like drunken prom dates while swarthy men who match the profile of Islamic jihadists walk by unmolested in the name of political correctness.

So yes, Mr President, we realize YOU think Islam has made huge contributions to our land, but unlike you, we were never fed horse-hockey about your holy prophet in a madrasa. We studied actual history, which points out Mohammed was just a caravan robbing pedophile who murdered people for a living and married a 6 yr old girl. He condoned letting his men rape those they captured on caravans they attacked.If he lived today we’d send SEAL Team 6 to put a bullet in his head.

Notes from The Religion of Peace

Notes from The Religion of Peace

So while you join millions worldwide in celebrating a guy who Muslims will kill for at the drop of a political cartoon… The rest of us will remember this country was really built by people who worshipped God, not “Allah”.

Keep your heathen worship to yourself. Eventually posterity will remember the stupidest and most self destructive moment in US history as the time we elected a vacuous Muslim to the office of Commander in Chief in the middle of a war with Islamic jihadists.

You are destined to be remembered as an asterisk on our record sheet… The only time we elected someone that changed sides in the middle of a war. You, Val Jarrett, and your entire Muslim Brotherhood oriented crew are a huge blemish on our national record.

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A Nation of Sheep (Hey… if the fleece fits….)

July 27, 2014

nation of sheepWe were once “subjects”. We cast off our king and became “citizens”. We no longer served the king… The government was designed to be elected by and answerable to us, not the other way around.

But as time passed, citizens became lazy. Collectively we slowly ceded our rights to those who supposedly serve us. Now they think we serve them… And we give them little reason to think otherwise.

Now “public servants” ignore the laws that limit their power. They dictate to you, they strip your rights as if there were no constitution that guarantees they cannot do so. And all the while a complicit media pretends it isn’t happening.

Collectively the US public has allowed people to piss on our boot and tell us it’s rain for so long that now failing to do so is now considered “extremist”.

Given that definition… Hell yes I am an “extremist”, and anyone that isn’t is just a sheep. Bottom line, if ignorance is bliss, most Americans should be ecstatic.

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Which side of the War on Terror is Obama on?

July 26, 2014

Here’s an interesting paired occurrence that brings into question which side of the War on Terror we are actually on.

-1- US announces $47 million in Humanitarian aid to Hamas


So John Kerry, without a discussion in Congress, announces the US will hand $47 million to Palestine. But Palestine is run by Hamas. Hamas is on the US list of terrorist entities. We can’t even legally negotiate with terrorists, but we are giving them $47 million dollars.

-2- Israel Needs Funds for Iron Dome… Administration ties it to Mexican Border Bill

Israel, our chief ally in the middle east, has been firing thousands of missiles from their “Iron Dome” defense to intercept Hamas rockets being fired from Gaza. Rockets being fired by the same guys we just handed 47 million bucks. The incredible effectiveness of the iron dome defense is the only reason we are not seeing thousands of pics of mangled Israelis.

So rather than announce we have our friends back… the Senate, at the bidding of the Obama administration, tied assisting them to the administration’s preferred bill dealing with the issue on the US-Mexico border.

So hey Israel… sorry this is a life or death situation for your civilians, but we have some internal political games to play. Meanwhile, Merry Christmas Hamas. Don’t worry about that whole “terrorist” designation. Obama has a phone and a pen, ya know.


Obama_binLadenDead“Osama bin Laden is dead and GM is alive! Al Qaida is on the run!”

It was the theme of the 2012 campaign. Liberals everywhere got a thrill up their little legs imagining the brawny Obama personally dispatching Osama bin Laden while Navy SEALs stood by in awe of his virile masculinity. And of course they tastefully averted their eyes when Al Qiada popped up in Ben Ghazi and put a rest to the idea they were weakened by or marginally afraid of President MomJeans.

So though Obama likes to pretend he won the war on terror…

… the simple fact is the other side is still fighting and we retreated. In that respect we “won the war on terror” roughly like we “won” in Vietnam. Our military did their job, but our civilian leadership betrayed them. It’s like fighting a bear… you don’t quit when YOU get tired, you quit when the bear does.

So bottom line, by retreating he not only did not win, the war continues to grow. In fact, because he exited Iraq without a residual force agreement… ISIS has rapidly undone the gains our military paid for with blood.

We didn’t win… just become confused which side we are on 
Hamas is a terror group. That isn’t my opinion, that is official US policy. We are paying Hamas, while we screw with our ally, Israel, over assistance they need to stay alive.

So tell me, in the continuing war on terror… what side is our madras trained president really on?

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My Favorite Things (Texas Redneck Version)

July 26, 2014

FAVORITE THINGS (Texas Redneck Version)

Ford F150s and bright red Camaros
Billy Cook saddles and Stetson sombreros
Cheap brands of bourbon and boxes of wine
All of these things do appeal to my mind

Large breasted women and freebie lap dances
Internet porn and illicit romances
Girls who let dad-issues cloud their young mind
These are the things that appeal to my kind.

When my dog bites
When the cops sting
When I’m feeling broke
I simply remember these things that I like
And then I can take… the joke.

Bright copper cases that hold .45 slugs
Sleek semi-autos in holsters my hip hugs
Fiber night optics that see in the dark
All of these things hit it out of my park

Speckled young dogs that come back when I whistle
Troll motors that cut thru brush like a missile
Fishing lures that catch two fish at a time
These are all things I consider sublime

When the kids fight
When the truck stalls
When I feel like heck
I simply just think of these things that I like
And then I’m not such… a wreck.

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Breaking News:

Just got a Cease and Desist Order from Rogers and Hammerstein.

Also an odd obscene phone call I’m pretty sure was from Julie Andrews.

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Hamas… quit it! [Oh, and here's 47 million bucks]

July 23, 2014

We’re $17 TRILLION + in debt, but if you shoot rockets at our best ally in the region we’ll reward you by forking over 47 million bucks?

How the US State Dept discourages poor behavior

How the US State Dept discourages poor behavior

-1- Who approves these expenditures?
-2- We don’t have any problems in the US we should attend to first?
-3- Does this send a message we really want to put out there?

If I reward people for shooting at you, would you be more or less likely to remain my friend?

If I reward bad behavior, what kind of behavior should I expect to see more of?

There are definitely days it doesn’t pay to be our ally. We’ll be lucky if we continue to have any.

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White Flags atop the Brooklyn Bridge?

July 23, 2014

Today news outlets are all atwitter with folks offering solemn soundbites about the bleached American flags that mysteriously appeared atop the Brooklyn Bridge.

  • … a major security breach!
  • … a startling warning!
  • … a vile prank!


My personal favorite:
Whoever scaled the 200+ ft structure “had to have some expertise”.

Cool. So at least we’ve eliminated Lois Lerner’s IT staff.

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Note to the NSA….

July 15, 2014


1) The president lies more than a high-school senior in the backseat of his dad’s car. And in both cases, somebody’s getting screwed.

2) Nobody wants dietary advice from a Yeti, so tell Michelle to put it where she keeps pride in her country. PS: Ask her to lighten up about people mistaking her for a guy. Heck, it happens to her husband all the time.

3) If Biden were any dumber he’d be declared a new form of plant life. And he def def definitely makes Rainman seem like a gifted orator. Quit letting him out without a keeper.

4) I’ve lit paper bags afire on a porch that contained better character than Eric Holder. Don’t know what you think he should be doing, but I recommend 20 to life.

5) If Harry Reid were any more crooked they wouldn’t have to bury him, they could just screw him into the dirt.

6) Pelosi lives in her own private reality. Next time visitors come from her home planet, please send her back.

7) If you think collecting phone calls and emails without a warrant is not a breach of the constitution… you really should be sentenced and hung. Find a better job or a better alibi.

8) If I used an industrial hydraulic press on my hard drive, it won’t make this note disappear. That same applies to Lerner’s emails. And her 6 co-workers emails. And the chick at the FEC. Everyone knows it.



Just thought I’d put this all in an easy to find spot. Hate to make you fellas have to look for them. Have a great day.


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