Survival Tip for the Human Male #109
When dining out with your spouse, girlfriend or any other member or members of the opposite sex, there are certain unavoidable situations for which you must be prepared.
EXAMPLE: The Nubile Server
Rest assured that the minute that sweet young thing with generous assets and a smile that could melt butter leaves with your order… a woman wearing a push-up bra, false eyelashes, $150 of Maybelline, a spray tan and possibly some hair extensions will shoot you a look of disgust and say “Oh for heaven’s sake… you know those things are FAKE don’t you?”
Survival Tip: At that point (and this is important, men)… DO NOT ANSWER.
It’s a classic trap, as there is no correct reply. Just take a sip of tea and continue drinking until the topic of conversation at the table moves on to anything else.