Dear Mom
I don’t know how to tell you this, but you know that prosperous job I told you I had playing piano at a whorehouse? Well, I lied. Please forgive me. I figured I oughta tell you this before you saw the truth in the papers. I’ve been working with a bunch of low-lifes… Bldarter, Rwkat, Suz, Furbis, Laisha, Kfander, Mitch, KC, etc…. Yeah, you told me they were a bad influence, you needn’t remind me.
I’m sorry, but I just couldn’t bring myself to tell the truth. Face it, the piano story works better with your friends at church. If you want to know the whole story though, here’s what I’ve been up to:
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Yes, I know, I know… ‘you raised me to know better’, but we’re having fun and I just can’t help myself. I’m a Nerd, Mom. Why can’t you just accept me for myself? It isn’t a disease, and a lot of the other Nerds moms treat ’em ok in spite of it. You knew this could happen when I started at that other place, it’s time we just got over this and call it what it is. This is me.
Tomorrow morning I go on my canoe trip. I’ll be back next week. Hopefully by then you’ll have read this and come to grips with it.
As always
Love ~ Rob
I’m Rob Jones, and I approve this message.
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Hey Rob, I didn’t read this post, but if you wrote it, I’ll assume that it is very correct and enlightening.
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