Breaking News: NBC Affiliate Run by Morons

The most amazing Cinderella story to hit Kentucky Derby history in ages. The horses flown over in jets by bazillionaires didnt win. The big name high-dollar horses didnt win.

They all got blown away (6 and a half lengths) by a horse that was transported to Louisville in a trailer behind a pickup from New Mexico by the trainer, who was sporting a broken leg. It was probably a $20,000 horse *before* the race. It won at 50 to 1 odds.

The jockey was still on the horse being interviewed, almost crying in the emotion of the moment when suddenly…

We interrupt this program to give you Breaking News!
A big-ass tent at Valley Ranch in which the Dallas Cowboys were practicing blew over. Here’s a live picture of the cloth building NOT standing. Now let’s go live to the scene, where whats-her-name is interviewing people about a tent blowing down.

Seriously, nobody cares. Nobody. You people are just too damned stupid to live.

2 thoughts on “Breaking News: NBC Affiliate Run by Morons

  1. Noooooooo Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    What a bunch of Bullshit!!!!!!

    Then they have a bunch of ‘NOBODIES” answering the phones to say..
    “Yes, we are very sorry for this, we understand your frustration…..”

    The NBC National Network needs to FINE the Shit out of this affiliate news station!!!!! After NBC National Network pays the rights to cover the Kentucky Derby… their own affiliate in Dallas/Fort Worth decides to interrupt for that crap! And then.. and then.. they cut to that Frickin! MORON! Jerry Jones… AT THE KENTUCKY DERBY!!!!!…..

    I had to go online to see the full results!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Somebody needs to lose their JOB!!!

    I’m glad someone else is as MAD as ME!!!!


  2. This was the biggest bunch of bullshit. Please dont tell me that it was because of serious injuries. They didnt know that until Sunday. The Dallas NBC 5 is run by idiots.


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