The most amazing Cinderella story to hit Kentucky Derby history in ages. The horses flown over in jets by bazillionaires didnt win. The big name high-dollar horses didnt win.
They all got blown away (6 and a half lengths) by a horse that was transported to Louisville in a trailer behind a pickup from New Mexico by the trainer, who was sporting a broken leg. It was probably a $20,000 horse *before* the race. It won at 50 to 1 odds.
The jockey was still on the horse being interviewed, almost crying in the emotion of the moment when suddenly…
We interrupt this program to give you Breaking News!
A big-ass tent at Valley Ranch in which the Dallas Cowboys were practicing blew over. Here’s a live picture of the cloth building NOT standing. Now let’s go live to the scene, where whats-her-name is interviewing people about a tent blowing down.
Seriously, nobody cares. Nobody. You people are just too damned stupid to live.