NEWSFLASH: Terrorist Crisis at US Base
Today DC was notified of a shooting at a US base in Afghanistan in which two Brazillian soldiers were shot.
— Thinking quickly, President Obama quickly responded with a press release blaming George Bush.
— Harry Reid stood before CNN and announced this would never have happened if the DNC controlled the House.
— Nancy Pelosi called for a universal ban on all handguns in civilian hands across the US… just in case.
— Michelle Obama scheduled an emergency diplomatic peacekeeping tour to all major resorts on the Caribbean… taking along an entourage of family and friends to assist.
— Joe Biden hesitated… looked around, and said “So just how many is ‘a brazillion’ anyway?”
Yeah… I know it didn’t happen, but tell me it doesn’t have a ring of truth.
Rob Jones for President 