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Islamists in Egypt Declare “Day of Rage”

August 16, 2013

Rage is possibly the ugliest of all human emotions, and they set a day aside for it?

What kind of idiot does this?

Oh yeah. Islamists.

Mandatory picture of Islamic_Rage_Boy. For all I know he was actually pissed because the Justin Beiber tickets were sold out.

Mandatory pic of Islamic_Rage_Boy. He isn’t in Egypt, and for all I know he was actually pissed because Justin Beiber tickets were sold out. Meh, who cares.

How about special days for other awful things? “A Day of Halitosis”… or “Days of Genital Warts”? Maybe “A Day of Jumping to Dumb Conclusions”. Seriously now. You guys need to get lives. You don’t get to take over the world, and we don’t really care if that pisses you off. Chill out and have a bacon sandwich, geniuses. It’ll be good for you.

On a related note, the law states that we MUST discontinue foreign aid payments agreed to if the country experiences a coup. Egypt just experienced a coup. The president continues to just pretend it never happened.

The president of the United States is NOT above the law. If he doesn’t obey it, impeach him.

I'm Rob Jones... and I approve this message.

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