Survival Tip for the Human Male #109
When dining out with your spouse, girlfriend or any other member or members of the opposite sex, there are certain unavoidable situations for which you must be prepared.
DO NOT LOSE CONCENTRATION: This trap is very common and can be fatal to those unprepared.
EXAMPLE: The Nubile Server
Rest assured that the minute that sweet young thing with generous assets and a smile that could melt butter leaves with your order… a woman wearing a push-up bra, false eyelashes, $150 of Maybelline, a spray tan and possibly some hair extensions will shoot you a look of disgust and say “Oh for heaven’s sake… you know those things are FAKE don’t you?”
Survival Tip: At that point (and this is important, men)… DO NOT ANSWER.
It’s a classic trap, as there is no correct reply. Just take a sip of tea and continue drinking until the topic of conversation at the table moves on to anything else.
I’m Rob Jones… and I approve this message.
Sounds like the voice of experience talkin’, Rob.
Take it from one who speaks with the voice of experience. Should your significant other happen to be a redhead, not only should you not say a word in the above scenario, afterwards take her to a jewelry store, a confectioner, and a florist.
The life you save will be your own.