Today news outlets are all atwitter with folks offering solemn soundbites about the bleached American flags that mysteriously appeared atop the Brooklyn Bridge.
- … a major security breach!
- … a startling warning!
- … a vile prank!
My personal favorite:
Whoever scaled the 200+ ft structure “had to have some expertise”.
Cool. So at least we’ve eliminated Lois Lerner’s IT staff.