MARCO RUBIO: “Bonsai!”

Watching Rubio speak today is just weird.

Seriously. It’s like watching a kamikaze pilot crawl into the cockpit while animatedly discussing plans for his big birthday party next week.


Honestly thought he’d drop out before getting stomped like a bug in his home state… but rumor has it the RNC promised him 72 virgins.

Don’t get me wrong, I know many politicians do their first run for pres knowing they won’t get it, but hoping it’ll build street cred. For example in this case it may give Marco a shot at a better prom date when he graduates next year.

Anyway, far as I’m concerned Marco is just one more guy that arrived in DC courtesy of a bus ticket paid for by the tea party and immediately conformed to the go-along-to-get-along mold of the people they were sent to replace. As such, if getting beat like a rented mule in his home state tonight crushes his future political prospects… at least something good will have come from the night.

Have a nice Bonsai run Marco. Game over.

I’m Rob Jones… and I approve this message.

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