Situational Decisions…

A. Disarm cops! They hunt black men for sport!

B. Only COPS should have guns!
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A. Muslims have a RIGHT to enact Sharia law!
B. We must protect women and homosexuals from men!
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A. Second hand smoke kills! Outlaw smoking!
B. Legalize marijuana!
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A. My body… My choice.
B. What? Why should *I* pay for it?
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A. We DEMAND equality.
B. How dare you speak like that to a woman!
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A. Hey, Rowe v Wade is established law.
B. 2nd amendment? The Constitution is an old piece of paper.
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A. We suspect collusion with Russia!
B. Millions from Russians involved in uranium sales paid to their foundation? Are you implying that’s a problem?
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A. He said “p***** grabbing”!
B. Yeah… So she trashed the rep of Bill’s victims. That was years ago.
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A. Photo ID! UNCONSTITUTIONAL cause voting is a right!
B. FBI background checks aren’t ENOUGH to stop the wrong people from bearing arms!
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A. Why won’t Trump voluntarily show his taxes?
B. So she deleted 30 thousand emails, had phones crunched with a hammer and hit the server with bleach bit in response to a subpeona. At least she isn’t hiding her taxes.
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A. It’s a movie about a beautiful love between a man and a boy.
B. ME TOO!
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A. Does he think he’s a dictator?
B. How DARE he undo Obama’s executive order countermanding immigration law!
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A. We can’t have a TV star president!
B. Oprah 2020!
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Just in case you wonder why we don’t take these things seriously.

I’m Rob Jones… and I approved this message.
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