Protesting in Weatherford?

HELPFUL TIP:
For all the city dwellers coming to Weatherford for the first time to protest a Civil War Memorial, here’s a bit of local lore that will make you the envy of your friends

MIRACLE PLANT: If you drive around the town a bit you’ll likely see the native plant below. This wondrous piece of country flora can be crunched into a ball, and makes an amazing body scrub!

Amazing local herb rumored to have invigorating powers!

There are even rumors rubbing it on your genitals produces a highly invigorating response that’s bound to make your partner REALLY notice. In fact, it has many potential uses; country toilet paper, tobacco substitute, herbal tea ingredient. Be imaginative.

Generous locals won’t mind at all if you take some. Bring a bag. Feel free to pick as much as you want. Be sure to share with your buddies.

Welcome ANTIFA and BLM! Have a memorable visit. :-)

~ Provided by the Weatherford Tourist Bureau

I’m Rob Jones, and I approved this message.

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