A. Disarm cops! They hunt black men for sport!
B. Only COPS should have guns!
A. Muslims have a RIGHT to enact Sharia law!
B. We must protect women and homosexuals from men!
A. Second hand smoke kills! Outlaw smoking!
B. Legalize marijuana!
A. My body… My choice.
B. What? Why should *I* pay for it?
A. We DEMAND equality.
B. How dare you speak like that to a woman!
A. Hey, Rowe v Wade is established law.
B. 2nd amendment? The Constitution is an old piece of paper.
A. We suspect collusion with Russia!
B. Millions from Russians involved in uranium sales paid to their foundation? Are you implying that’s a problem?
A. He said “p***** grabbing”!
B. Yeah… So she trashed the rep of Bill’s victims. That was years ago.
A. Photo ID! UNCONSTITUTIONAL cause voting is a right!
B. FBI background checks aren’t ENOUGH to stop the wrong people from bearing arms!
A. Why won’t Trump voluntarily show his taxes?
B. So she deleted 30 thousand emails, had phones crunched with a hammer and hit the server with bleach bit in response to a subpeona. At least she isn’t hiding her taxes.
A. It’s a movie about a beautiful love between a man and a boy.
B. ME TOO!
A. Does he think he’s a dictator?
B. How DARE he undo Obama’s executive order countermanding immigration law!
A. We can’t have a TV star president!
B. Oprah 2020!
Just in case you wonder why we don’t take these things seriously.