FeeltheBern and other anomolies

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You know… there was a time a socialist didn’t have a snowflake in Hell’s chance of becoming the nominee of a major US political party.

Then again there was a time we didn’t need a disclaimer on a cup explaining that hot coffee will burn you.

Pictured: Advance Team for Bernie Sanders arrives
Pictured: Advance Team for Bernie Sanders arrives

If you’ll pardon an observation…  Bernie seems to have an inordinately strong following among children whose parents failed to teach them not to jump in the van with the creepy old guy offering free candy.

Go figure.

 

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CHICAGO? Clearly Trump’s Fault. Right?

Ok, let’s be honest. The violence and looting in Chicago was entirely Trumps fault.

I mean, the guy went to a town rife with gangs and people shopping on government plastic who apparently kill each other for a living… and threatens to put people back to WORK?

What the heck did he THINK was gonna happen? :-)

A protester holds up a ripped campaign sign for Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump before a rally on the campus of the University of Illinois-Chicago, Friday, March 11, 2016, in Chicago. (AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast)
A protester holds up a ripped campaign sign for Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump before a rally on the campus of the University of Illinois-Chicago, Friday, March 11, 2016, in Chicago. (AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast)
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“Protesters” Label Donald Trump a Nazi

RE: Protesters Disrupt Trump Rallies

Note to Bernie’s kids…
If you send large groups of thugs to forcibly shut down political speech with which you disagree, rough up or intimidate their crowd, or assault the speaker… avoid calling OTHERS Nazis.

You’re about a goose-step away from annexing the Sudetenland yourself.

Seriously twits, read a history book.

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Dear Voters: Butt Out! ~ Love… Both Parties

Both Parties Drop the Facade

As the DNC uses superdelegates to thwart the will of their voters, and actually points out the intent is to prevent a “grassroots candidate”…

While the RNC pulls out the stops to derail the two candidates getting the most votes from their constituents because they aren’t deemed part of the club…

It becomes clear that, despite differences on either side of the aisle, DC has ONE “ruling class” that now openly has nothing but contempt for actual voters.

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Welcome to the oligarchy. Now shut up and pay your taxes.

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KASICH PATH TO VICTORY… The math

DO THE MATH

In just under 30 races, Kasich has won zero state primaries. He’s 2nd choice in few. But “states won” is not the deciding factor, it’s delegate count.

— Delegates required to win = 1237.
— Kasich has 63.
— Kasich needs 1174 more to win.
— There are 1392 delegates still out.

So a Kasich victory is mathematically possible if he holds the three opponents that have soundly beat him thus far to a combined total of 218 more delegates from here forward… and almost half that many will be allotted winner-take-all today in Florida to someone else.

Given most of the outstanding races award delegates proportionally, his path to victory, short of a brokered convention at which it is handed to him… Is for EVERY remaining opponent to drop out.

CONCLUSION
You couldnt find the Kasich path to victory with 2 flashlights and a bloodhound.

If he owns a calculator, he knows he isn’t running for president. He’s running to stop someone else from being president.

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MARCO RUBIO: “Bonsai!”

Watching Rubio speak today is just weird.

Seriously. It’s like watching a kamikaze pilot crawl into the cockpit while animatedly discussing plans for his big birthday party next week.

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Honestly thought he’d drop out before getting stomped like a bug in his home state… but rumor has it the RNC promised him 72 virgins.

Don’t get me wrong, I know many politicians do their first run for pres knowing they won’t get it, but hoping it’ll build street cred. For example in this case it may give Marco a shot at a better prom date when he graduates next year.

Anyway, far as I’m concerned Marco is just one more guy that arrived in DC courtesy of a bus ticket paid for by the tea party and immediately conformed to the go-along-to-get-along mold of the people they were sent to replace. As such, if getting beat like a rented mule in his home state tonight crushes his future political prospects… at least something good will have come from the night.

Have a nice Bonsai run Marco. Game over.

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VOTE HILLARY – Because we’ll KNOW if you don’t

Look. I understand her handlers want her to “look strong”. That’s probably a great idea, particularly if you’ve used a brain injury the way most of us used “my dog ate my homework” to get out of an uncomfortable test.

That said, notwithstanding Obama’s own minister of propaganda being a fan of communist propaganda as an art form, there are just some people you DON’T want to emulate when running for president.

Besides, strong imagery aside, we now know EXACTLY how she’ll perform on the 3am call. No fudging that one, that horse left the barn in Benghazi:

“Sorry, you have reached our office after hours. Please plan your next life or death crisis between the hours of 8am and 5pm. Thank you for calling the US State Dept.”

I’ll just let the picture finish the rest of this post.

Hillary posters

 

Seriously… thanks for making it so darned obvious. Saves time, Comrade Hillary.

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