Why Stop with a Confederate Flag?

indian1Dear knuckle dragging haters in the native American community:

We WON the Indian wars you idiots. What warped desire to cling to ancient hatred makes you insist on “celebrating your heritage” with hateful symbols like warbonnets and period attire?

Isn’t it enough that you viciously scalped our ancestors, you uneducated clods. You kidnapped our women and children and tortured survivors, so cut the “this is my heritage” crap. Face it, you’re just illiterate scum that won’t accept things have changed.

blackhawk monumentIt’s high time we called a halt to your idiocy. Warbonnets and tomahawks don’t even belong in museums, you racist hicks. I vote we dig up your buried chiefs, and blow up that racist Crazy Horse monument. It’s the 21st century… time to tear down symbols of hatred like the 48ft tall statue of Chief Black Hawk, the one to Chief St Germain, the one to Osceola… Hell tear em all down.

By the way… how offensive is it our precious children are exposed to shows portraying an indian savage as a hero? I call for a ban of the Lone Ranger repeats. Better burn Last Mohican too. I mean heck… the hero in that is a savage murderer that killed lawful authorities.

indian3While we’re at it, let’s purge the military of hateful native American influences… Apache, Sioux and Blackhack helicopters come to mind. And why are there streets named after your tribes and warriors?

indian toyFrankly as a descendant of settlers I am offended. Did you know there are actually TOY indian tomahawks for sale on Ebay and at Walmart? Why is it necessary to rub salt in the wounds even now? In your sad little racist culture is something used to murder my forebears an appropriate children’s toy?

And let’s not forget you savages had wars in which the survivors on the other side were kept as slaves. That is what divides you from us (well, except for the century+ where we had slaves of our own).

As for history books… they should be cleaned with purifying fire. They just remind people of your atrocities. If you’re included in history it should only be to point out your atrocities. There’s nothing “brave” about trying to harm our ancestors. You were little more than un-American terrorists. Much like you are now.

This is America, dammit. Get with the program! You lost. Get over it.

Love,

The Tolerant People of the USA

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If farmers acted like liberals…

IN THE NEWS
By presidential executive action the USDA has been granted $1.2 million to enact a study on why Democrats never make a profit farming chickens.

It’s a mystery. :-)

coyote free zone

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Fireworks Control vs Beer Control

Unless you’re beneath a rock you know a 22 year old died July 4 when he placed a “mortar” atop his head and it exploded. He was drinking at the time, though it may have merely been a coincidence. Right?

His mom is suing for controls on explosives. Cause ya know, who knew explosives might explode?

  • — Does the box mention it?
  • — How big is the font?
  • — Does it say NOT to launch from atop your cranial cavity?
  • — Are there guards keeping it from fitting on your head?

Before getting too rough on mom, consider she might have a point, albeit backwards. Should she sue Anhauser Busch for not having a warning that the product shouldn’t be consumed while playing with deadly explosives?

Granted if that suit won we’d need MUCH larger beer bottles for all the warnings needed.

  • — Do not operate motor vehicles, power tools, or trans-continental passenger jets.
  • — Avoid use while making life changing financial decisions.
  • — Not for use while considering matrimony.
  • — Product makes really bad ideas sound great.

Then again if we made separate bottles for men and women you could get more specific, with warnings such as:

  • — Men: Caution – Does NOT make you bullet proof or sexy.
  • — Girls: Warning – Promises heard during consumption may be intended to loosen your morals.

It’s a well known fact that men have gone to bars, picked up a 10, awakened with a weak 4. Yet nowhere on the bottle is there a warning about this. Women have similarly been duped into any number of regrettable decisions which may be directly attributed to the malicious refusal of big alcohol to provide sufficient labeling.

stupid warningJust some food for thought. Let’s face it… we are all tired of seeing wedding videos after the fact and discovering we were duped by a memory of “awesome dance moves”.

Someone has to pay for this.

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Great Moments in Community Organizing: The 1945 Okinawa Race Riots

Okinawa US flagToday marks the 70th anniversary of the end of the Okinawa race riots.

Witnesses report hostilities began when a predominantly white mob armed with military style assault weapons initiated an unprovoked attack, targeting Asian men at a scenic beachfront resort. Violence escalated for days, during which many men of Japanese descent were murdered in an orgy of gunfire and terrorist bombings.

Afterward a group of largely white Americans celebrated the atrocity by raising their racist flag over land they’d stolen. FBI informants verify this flag has been used as a symbol of hate in many other military style attacks, including violent hate crimes perpetuated against Asians by white skinheads at Tarawa and Guadalcanal.

The gang believed to be responsible for these and other attacks is known to relish their history of racial violence, even singing songs celebrating displays of anger in places ranging from the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli.

Though conspiracy buffs contend the attack was planned & coordinated in military fashion, sources in DC indicate it was likely just a spontaneous response to a vicious and racist John Wayne movie.

President Roosevelt went on radio to assure all that Bushido is a creed of peace… and warned racist white Americans that “the future must not belong to those who slander the emperor of Japan”.

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MSNBC: Photo of Jeffrey Williams Released

black baby graduationDateline MSNBC
Family releases photo of Jeffrey Williams, the child who confessed to accidentally shooting 2 Ferguson police officers.

Family points out that notwithstanding prior criminal convictions… “he a good boy who love his momma and gonna apply to Harvard soon as his ankle monitor comes off”.

Stated his mother, a single crack whore just trying to make a living in a world of white privilege… “I axe you, can’t accidently shooting a cop or two happen to anyone?”

Asked for comment, the president emphatically denies Jeffrey is one of his imaginary sons. Meanwhile, Ferguson protester Deray McKesson indicates his sources verify Mr Williams is secretly a member of the KKK.

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