Epstein is Dead: Yeah, We’re Shocked

Within an hour of Jeff Epstein’s arrest… 324,468 memes about his impending (insert air quotes) suicide (end air quotes) flooded the web. That number is approximate, because I just made it up… but the point remains, the guy was a widely known suicide and/or homicide risk. Screenshot_20190812-153140

He had career ending dirt, on many highly influential people of massive wealth. And if they had been doing what was purported, murdering a potential snitch that could publicly bring them down was likely not outside of their moral code.

Law enforcement knew it. You knew it. I knew it. Media knew it. Random seagulls knew it. People who just emerged from living under a rock knew it.

Everyone knew it.

There was even a purported suicide attempt shortly before his death, so this is someone you put under a stringent 24/7 suicide watch with banks of live cameras, NOT a guy you toss in a cell and check on occasionally.

However his death happened, be it actual suicide or a violent travesty of same, the fact he was not watched suggests either gallactic incompetence at suicide watch protocol or, far more probably… money changed hands.

If so, the recipient better vanish. That’s the kind of person that ends up dead of a freak but tragic auto accident.

Even if he really DID off himself, that should have been physically impossible. Either way you can bet someone was paid to look away.

As a general rule it’s best not to attribute to avarice that which may be credited to stupidity, but this time I’d say the odds are on the former.

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A Bit of Catch-up

I don’t have as much time for social media these days because I decided to actually “get a life”, so I’ll post this to ensure I didn’t skip anything important.

1) The majority of our news outlets are not even moderately interested in conveying “news.” What they ARE interested in doing is getting masses to buy into their bias. It’s Disinformation.

2) I don’t care who commissions the poll… cooked polls are the new norm. A substantial number just intentionally confirm a pollster’s preconceptions. [Or did I just miss Hillary’s big electoral victory?]

3) There’s a trend to revise our history based on current norms. George Orwell was a genius. Only thing he missed was the year.

4) If you’re constantly outraged by the “corruption of the Trump administration“, I’d like to belatedly congratulate you on waking up from that 8 year coma. Welcome back.

5) Bestowing special privileges on someone because of skin color is not only not a CURE for racism… it IS racism.

6) Whenever “news” organizations post stories about some celebrity opposing {insert outrage du jour}, ask yourself why having played a character in a film or TV show imbues them with some brilliance in the field of economics, geo-politics, etc. If you come up with an answer, tell me.

7) Dems on the debate stage want to “cancel” student debt. News flash: They can’t, the money is already spent. All they can do is shift payment from those who agreed to the debt and benefited from it to others who did neither.

8) The thing where Facebook removes posts because their “fact checkers” ruled it “fake news” is laughable. Their fact checkers are left wing nuts censoring anything with which they disagree, such as evidence of voter fraud. [See comment about Orwell.]

9) On a related note, if you think Facebook’s evenly enforcing “community standards” against speech promoting violence, I have a bridge in San Francisco I’d like to sell you. Hell of a deal. Trust me.

10) The 2nd amendment is part of the Constitution. Please relay that to the cast of that socialist reality show they call the Democrat Debates. Tell them it’s going to be on the test.

11) The current culture of victimhood says being a victim bestows special privileges on you. The truth? No. It doesn’t. If you think it does, I feel obligated to inform you you’re (and this is a technical term)… a whiny little bitch.

PS: If you’re offended by anything I post… that’s ok. I don’t mind. I also don’t CARE, but I don’t mind.

You’re welcome to your opinion, just don’t insist I share it. We can still be friends.

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Screenshot_20190704-132723Trump is “a wannabe dictator” for having tanks, military vehicles, and USAF flyovers at a parade honoring American Independence day.

Never mind military vehicles have used in US parades for over a century, including by Roosevelt and at the inaugural parades for Eisenhower and JFK. Hell, I’ve seen military flyovers at baseball games.

But this time it’s wrong because “orange man BAD”.

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SIZE MATTERS

These days I no longer sell real estate… just saddles. Though there’s a lot less money involved, it’s a lot more enjoyable. As a general rule, horse people are just more fun than the general public.

That said, as in real estate, there are always going to be those whose appetite exceeds their means.

In real estate, that was easily mitigated by introducing them to a loan officer, who introduced them to reality. No matter what ones appetites are, you can’t buy a million dollar house unless you have a million dollars, or at least the ability to qualify for a corresponding loan.

Successful agents learn to head that problem off BEFORE showing a lot of houses the folks cannot possibly purchase. If not, they should change jobs and become tour guides or Uber drivers. Then at least they’ll get paid for the trips.

With saddles it isn’t so much the price tag that poses a problem as the seat size. In a nutshell, there are some, truth be told it’s generally females, that want to buy one they might have fit into back when they fit into their wedding dress, but no so much today.

Screenshot_20190527-125514Doesn’t matter if OSHA regs wouldn’t allow them to visit a work site until their butt was equipped with a backup beeper… some will STILL come in insisting they want to get a saddle with a 14 inch seat. “Maybe a 14.5.”

To my own credit, I almost never start giggling when I hear this. Not only would I sell less product, there’s a fair chance some big chick would stomp a mudhole in my chest. [That sort of thing can ruin your whole day.]

Seriously the world would be better if saddle salesmen were allowed the latitude we give bartenders. “Sorry Ma’am, but I’m afraid that’s enough 14s for you.”

There’s a considerable amount of acumen required to get that person out the door with a saddle that will enable them to actually ENJOY their riding experience. Hard to do it without hurting their feelings. Or personally coming to physical harm.

Granted I HAVE done it, but I’ve also let some walk out with a saddle I KNOW they’re going to immediately return because it is “just not comfortable” or “doesn’t sit them right”. [Seriously. The only thing that would’ve made it “sit them right” is a time machine.]

It’s worth remembering that when you ride, NOBODY sees a tag stating what size your saddle is. EVERYONE WILL, however, notice your thighs are jammed against the pommel while your backside overlaps the cantle like the Pillsbury Doughboy in a Speedo.

Lest anyone think I’m picking on the girls here, guys have their related quirks. We’ve all seen a fellow my age trying to wear his old high school Levis. He will attract a lot less negative attention in a pair that fits than one that can’t. Plus denim wasn’t made for that kind of compression, there may be a potentially embarrassing wardrobe malfunction in the works.

Now that I think of it, jeans manufacturers may have already solved some of this problem for us. Now all I need to do is go back and label the 17” and 18” saddles “Relaxed Fit” 14s.

On a related note… hate to brag, but I’d like to point out I can still fit into the hat I wore at my wedding. Yeah. Eat your heart out, people.

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TO THE SAFE SPACE, ROBIN!

Since the Mueller report came out and failed to substantiate the Russian collusion meme, I decided to spend a bit of my day off watching MSNBC for entertainment.

They didn’t disappoint.

Seriously, we’re talking major need for therapy. Chris Matthews is hitting his high octave again.

Their struggle to deal with this reminds me of an old poem…
“As I was going up the stairs
I met a man who wasn’t there.
He wasn’t there again today.
I wish I wish he’d go away.”

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Seriously. It looked like a Situation Room during a crisis as they pondered aloud how to proceed. They uniformly agreed that “this is not over” as they marinated in the soothing presence of their echo chamber where everyone agreed with them.

Then they played a clip of Rep Jerry Nadler, who like Adam Schiff and others, has taken the tinfoil hat to a new level, saying it’s “just too early” for {whatever}. He’s the guy still planning his attack on the other team’s defense as the lights on the field are being shut off after the game.

MSNBC should not be mistaken for a news outlet. They’re a cadre of homely DNC cheerleaders. It doesn’t matter the report they have told us for 2 years would bury Trump didn’t bear out their hopes. They’re invested in their goal of taking him down.

How sad for them. Guess Walmart needs to stock up on coloring books. Bunch of folks will be hitting their “safe spaces” again.

 

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Situational Decisions…

A. Disarm cops! They hunt black men for sport!

B. Only COPS should have guns!
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A. Muslims have a RIGHT to enact Sharia law!
B. We must protect women and homosexuals from men!
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A. Second hand smoke kills! Outlaw smoking!
B. Legalize marijuana!
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A. My body… My choice.
B. What? Why should *I* pay for it?
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A. We DEMAND equality.
B. How dare you speak like that to a woman!
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A. Hey, Rowe v Wade is established law.
B. 2nd amendment? The Constitution is an old piece of paper.
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A. We suspect collusion with Russia!
B. Millions from Russians involved in uranium sales paid to their foundation? Are you implying that’s a problem?
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A. He said “p***** grabbing”!
B. Yeah… So she trashed the rep of Bill’s victims. That was years ago.
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A. Photo ID! UNCONSTITUTIONAL cause voting is a right!
B. FBI background checks aren’t ENOUGH to stop the wrong people from bearing arms!
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A. Why won’t Trump voluntarily show his taxes?
B. So she deleted 30 thousand emails, had phones crunched with a hammer and hit the server with bleach bit in response to a subpeona. At least she isn’t hiding her taxes.
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A. It’s a movie about a beautiful love between a man and a boy.
B. ME TOO!
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A. Does he think he’s a dictator?
B. How DARE he undo Obama’s executive order countermanding immigration law!
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A. We can’t have a TV star president!
B. Oprah 2020!
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Just in case you wonder why we don’t take these things seriously.

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NOV 4 IT BEGINS! (and ends)

The RefuseFacism / ANTIFA twerps posted a FULL PAGE ad in the NY Times for their big protest. Turnout was about like an unadvertised open house. There were under 2 dozen in Austin, which is ground zero in Texas for their fans. Kind of underwhelming.

Nobody knows why turnout was dismal, but their groupies are reduced to going Twitter to claim it was all a prank. [Sounds legit. I blow money on full page ads in the NYT every April fool’s day myself.]

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Theories abound as to why so few showed to depose the evil dictator:

  • Star Trek marathon conflict
  • Stayed up too late braiding each other’s hair
  • They TOLD Mom to wake ’em for it dammit!
  • Dad said they had to take out the trash or they couldn’t go

Whatever the cause, their big moment is as dead as the career of the chick whose former loyalists now admit she pretty much bought her party’s nomination. Guess we must live another day under the oppressive boot of people that want to lower our taxes and increase US jobs. The fiends.

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