White Flags atop the Brooklyn Bridge?

Today news outlets are all atwitter with folks offering solemn soundbites about the bleached American flags that mysteriously appeared atop the Brooklyn Bridge.

  • … a major security breach!
  • … a startling warning!
  • … a vile prank!

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My personal favorite:
Whoever scaled the 200+ ft structure “had to have some expertise”.

Cool. So at least we’ve eliminated Lois Lerner’s IT staff.

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