Dear knuckle dragging haters in the native American community:

We WON the Indian wars you idiots. What warped desire to cling to ancient hatred makes you insist on “celebrating your heritage” with hateful symbols like warbonnets and period attire?

Isn’t it enough that you viciously scalped our ancestors, you uneducated clods. You kidnapped our women and children and tortured survivors, so cut the “this is my heritage” crap. Face it, you’re just illiterate scum that won’t accept things have changed.

It’s high time we called a halt to your idiocy. Warbonnets and tomahawks don’t even belong in museums, you racist hicks. I vote we dig up your buried chiefs, and blow up that racist Crazy Horse monument. It’s the 21st century… time to tear down symbols of hatred like the 48ft tall statue of Chief Black Hawk, the one to Chief St Germain, the one to Osceola… Hell tear em all down.

By the way… how offensive is it our precious children are exposed to shows portraying an indian savage as a hero? I call for a ban of the Lone Ranger repeats. Better burn Last Mohican too. I mean heck… the hero in that is a savage murderer that killed lawful authorities.

While we’re at it, let’s purge the military of hateful native American influences… Apache, Sioux and Blackhack helicopters come to mind. And why are there streets named after your tribes and warriors?

Frankly as a descendant of settlers I am offended. Did you know there are actually TOY indian tomahawks for sale on Ebay and at Walmart? Why is it necessary to rub salt in the wounds even now? In your sad little racist culture is something used to murder my forebears an appropriate children’s toy?

And let’s not forget you savages had wars in which the survivors on the other side were kept as slaves. That is what divides you from us (well, except for the century+ where we had slaves of our own).

As for history books… they should be cleaned with purifying fire. They just remind people of your atrocities. If you’re included in history it should only be to point out your atrocities. There’s nothing “brave” about trying to harm our ancestors. You were little more than un-American terrorists. Much like you are now.

This is America, dammit. Get with the program! You lost. Get over it.

Love,

The Tolerant People of the USA