Family releases photo of Jeffrey Williams, the child who confessed to accidentally shooting 2 Ferguson police officers.
Family points out that notwithstanding prior criminal convictions… “he a good boy who love his momma and gonna apply to Harvard soon as his ankle monitor comes off”.
Stated his mother, a single crack whore just trying to make a living in a world of white privilege… “I axe you, can’t accidently shooting a cop or two happen to anyone?”
Asked for comment, the president emphatically denies Jeffrey is one of his imaginary sons. Meanwhile, Ferguson protester Deray McKesson indicates his sources verify Mr Williams is secretly a member of the KKK.
HOLDER DENIES BIAS
In response to hints that in the officer-involved shooting case he might be biased against the police officer, Atty General Eric Holder pointed out he is sworn to uphold the law of the land.
“Our system includes a presumption of innocence… And that protection covers everyone, even this racist sunuvabitch.”
Holder added… “In keeping with that ideal, we intend to make sure the officer receives a fair and unbiased trial… Followed by a first class hanging.”
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Some have suggested St Louis County prosecutor Bob McCulloch recuse himself due to his close ties to police.
No word if a similar demand will be made to Holder in light of his close ties to criminals.