Is Tarentino Directing Foreign Policy Now?

Foreign-Policy Tarantino Style
Lately it’s looked like our foreign policy is being directed by Quentin Tarentino, once decreed a genius because some underling mislabeled the sequence of the reels before the Pulp Fiction premiere.

[No, that didn’t happen, but it’s a good theory.]

Foreign Policy Advisor Quentin Tarentino and cast at grand opening of "SYRIA!"
Foreign Policy Advisor Quentin Tarentino and cast at grand opening of “SYRIA!”

— First we’re gonna bomb Syria because diplomacy failed, we’re outta options, and he doesn’t need anyone’s permission.
— Then he started looking for a coalition to attack Syria.
— Then he asked Congress’s permission┬áto attack Syria.
— Now he wants us to hold fire while he seeks a diplomatic solution before taking action.

I really hate sequels.

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