UK Soldier Beheaded by Terrorists:
By now unless you live under a rock, and not just any, but a rock with neither TV nor wifi, you’re aware that yesterday two Muslim assholes in London ran their car into an off-duty Brit soldier. Then they hopped out of the vehicle and before all onlookers, beheaded the man in public with knives and cleavers. Then they dumped his corpse in the street.

Then They Gave an Interview
As if to make damned sure we all KNOW it is Islamic terrorism, not some loan shark taking out a recalcitrant borrower, the killers paraded around the street for 20 minutes encouraging people to take pics of them… culminating in an on the spot video of one waving his bloody hands and a cleaver while explaining their intent. Your government does this on OUR streets. We will not stop. You are not safe. Dump your government. Seemed kinda definitive.

Meanwhile Obama doggedly sticks to the DNC theme
There is no “war on terror”. There’s no such thing as “Islamic terrorism”. He did, after all, WIN the war on terror when he single-handedly killed Oasma bin Laden as helpless Navy SEALs stood by in awe of his virility.

So in keeping with the fantasy he’s promoted, he refused to call the beheading of a Brit solidier in broad daylight by men screaming Islamic propaganda “a terrorist attack”. Instead, he called it “senseless violence”. What a coincidence. The same term he used for Benghazi, which also wasn’t a terrorist attack, but the work of pissed off movie critics.

Not unlike the “workplace violence” we saw at Ft Hood where 13 members of the military were killed by a fella screaming “allahu akhbar”. If  YOU look closely you might see a pattern, but the president assures us there is none. He even reminded us that NO massive terror attacks have happened on US soil lately.

Now before you start nitpicking
C’mon, you know how it is. He doesn’t know about things like, oh… the bombs placed at the Boston Marathon by militant Islamic jihadists. He’d watch the news more often, but every time he does he learns there’s a major scandal involving some part of his executive branch, and frankly he’s beginning to suspect a causal relationship.

So I’m guessing he must’ve sold his TV at this point.

Anyway, YAY! We Win!
So take heart, folks. We won the war on terror by wisely declaring an end to words that describe the war on terror. Much as the PC world defeated mental retardation… by simply eliminating the phrase “mental retardation”.

[Now THERE you may find a link.]