1 Guy Jumps Fence – White House Evacuated

wh intruderSeriously? We have people jump our fence a few thousand times a day and we haven’t evacuated Texas, you giant pansy.

If it helps, don’t think of him as a trespasser, consider him an “undocumented resident” of the White House. Show a little compassion for heaven’s sake. He adds diversity to the tapestry that is the oval office. This isn’t a crime, it’s a humanitarian crisis.

So do the right thing, Barry… just put him up in the Lincoln bedroom a coupla months at your expense while congress decides whether or not he can just stay there forever.

Unless maybe you want to just pull out that famous pen and let him stay there yourself.

This crew wouldn’t recognize irony if it chewed off their pants leg.

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To John Kerry: RE Andrew Tahmooressi – Get off your butt

flotus_mugshotOur first lady posts poutyface selfies with plaintive hashtags imploring terrorists to “bringbackourgirls”. A yr ago the US State Dept in the guise of John (The Attack Poodle) Kerry was ripping Nigeria for “human rights abuses” with relation to picking on poor Boko Haram.

The US federal govt just released 68 THOUSAND illegal aliens convicted of crimes back into the US, including those rapists, robbers and more.

Meanwhile a decorated US Marine sits handcuffed to a bed in a Mexican prison for the crime of missing the last turnaround on the highway and inadvertently crossing an international border with all his possessions in the car, including a few firearms. LINK

NOWHonestly I don’t care if he crossed accidentally or on purpose. Pretty certain the vast majority of the illegal aliens we have here didn’t arrive by taking a wrong turn.

So… if our federal government can tear themselves away from making a mockery of an already confused foreign policy… it’d be nice if they withdrew their immaculately coiffed craniums from their bloated kiesters and diplomatically implored the Mexican govt to please return this Marine and in grateful recompense we won’t shell their #%*!-ing capitol into a smoking pile of rubble.

Bunch of useless clowns.

 

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