NATIONAL SECURITY NEWS
This morning the White House announced completion of a new ultra secure southern border fence, built at a cost of $3 trillion. Nancy Pelosi pronounced this as clear evidence of the president’s continued commitment to the safety of our homeland.
A $4 billion bid is underway to have the sign thereon translated into Arabic, Urdu, Pashto and Farsi.
The sign contract, secured by Barry’s Imaginary Son & Sons, is estimated for completion in June.
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The president of Mexico filed a formal protest, saying such unwarranted and Draconian security measures might deny millions of central and south American children their right to unfettered access to the US education system.
It’s mind boggling that we had illegal aliens fearlessly protesting in front of the White House… home of the guy ultimately in charge of enforcing our law. They demand a seat at the table at any decision concerning the outcome of illegal immigration.
Though it was known they were illegal aliens… apparently they needn’t fear arrest.
Notice I’m referring to them as illegal aliens instead of a nice euphemism. Calling a citizen of another country that breaks into ours illegally “an undocumented immigrant” is like calling someone that breaks into your house an “unrecorded home-owner”. The fact they’re raiding the fridge and sleeping on the couch does not give them legal standing to decide whether or not you kick them out.
If that seems confusing given many now pretend it is “racist” to treat illegal aliens as, well, illegal aliens… try breaking into Mexico (or any other nation, they just happen to be nearby), and go to the capital and protest outside the mansion of their chief executive. Loudly demand a seat at the table in the executive office to decide your own fate.