Statistics Never Lie

statistics never lieGAME SAFETY SURVEY —–

* SURVEY OBJECTIVE:
Identify safe children’s games

* SURVEY QUESTION:
Is this game safe to play?

* POPULATION: 6 players

* SAMPLE SIZE: 83.33%

* RESULT: YES 
(100% concurrence of interviewees)

FINDING: Survey covers more than representative sample of population (1 player was unavailable for comment). After interviewing all available participants, we have overwhelming data to support conclusion the game is safe.

RECOMMENDATION: Recommend adoption in elementary schools as replacement for dangerous playground games.

NAME OF GAME: “Russian Roulette”

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