Naah… as I post it’s actually a couple of nights… but nobody has a decent poem out that starts “It was a couple of nights before Christmas”, so I’m claiming poetic license.
BOTW BLOG POST
On the topic of poetic license, I figure mine’s gonna get revoked. Wrote yet another parody of the Christmas classic “Twas the Night Before Christmas”. That probably makes mine about the 12 millionth, so there’s bound to be a penalty. License revocation’s about the least they should do.
Having already defaced the poem once I won’t repost it… but you can see it in all its infamy over at the BOTW Blog.
Meanwhile: The BethO Hostage Crisis Continues
Beth (aka: TheBride™) is on about day 20 or so in a row at work.Economic downturn or not, the guys that buy saddles and horse stuff down at the saddle shop seem to able to buy… so things are pretty busy.
Unfortunate part, her boss is a little fella named Klint Owens, and he is in my opinion a jerk… a preening, posturing little bully that has an amazing shortage of men at his shop. Could be because it’s easier to pick on girls and smaller guys. A full sized cowboy might clean his clock.
[Edited this section on 3-27-2009 to add what I diplomatically avoided in December.]
[Hi Klint… hope you have a Google alert going, you pompous little windbag.]
Anyway, at this rate I’ll probably see her around March.
NOTE TO SELF:
Tell the dancing girls to quit coming to house at the end of February.
Hope everyone has a great Christmas. Best wishes on making 2009 a great year.